Fact: Three weeks ago when I got insanely sick the last thing I had eaten before I got sick were Doritos. It was gross.
Fact: Although I love Doritos, I have not been able to look at them since.
Fact: This afternoon I'm eating a small bowl of Doritos, albeit a different flavor.
Conclusion: I will most likely vomit during my upcoming labor. If I go into labor today I will never eat Doritos again.
Yes, I'm dumb for eating them, and yes I'm gross for sharing.
Have a good, sun-shiny afternoon!