The thought-aloud questioning of a four year that keep me scratching my head:
"Mom, is the Tooth Fairy pretend? Where does she live?"
"Who is St. Hosanna?"
"Can dead people talk?"
"What color is a Snozberry?"
"Why is red the first color of the rainbow?"
"Is there no such thing as a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?"
"How can we catch a grouse?" (We have grouse all over our yard!)
Wow. My insanely pregnant brain is not equipped to deal with these queries.