Wednesday, March 16, 2011


We've been some of the fortunate few who have entered our  transient stage of life in the middle of a housing crisis. We've benefited by living in homes larger and newer than we've needed, while spending a lot less than we'd planned for.

Yes, lots to be thankful for. More bedrooms and bathrooms for our family to grow into.

But wait a minute on the bathroom part. Our last two homes have had three full bathrooms.

Never again. 

My dream home will have two bathrooms. That's it. No more. I'm done at two.

The first bathroom will be mine. All mine, only to be used by me, and those who are guests in our home. It will smell like roses, have soft cotton towels, violins playing, and will be most lovely in every way a lady's bathroom ought to be.

The second bathroom will have rubber walls...

...and a urinal.


Sarah said...

Lol! Oh Mallory, I love starting my days with your blog!

Theresa said...

can't stop laughing. this is awesome!

Elizabeth said...

You are a genius...and very funny!!!

Lorrene said...

Hahahaha, good one! We also have 3 full baths, completely unnecessary, I agree.