Mark filling out an insurance form for work, "Okay Mal, your due date is 5.31.09."
"Um, did you say '5', as in the month of May?"
"Yeah, you're due May 31st, right?"
"Um, no...HECK NO!"
"You're not? When are you due then?"
"March. I'm due in March, remember, March, March, March!!! Remember, only days from your birthday, your grandma's birthday, your other grandma's birthday, your brother's birthday, MY birthday. Remember?!!"
"Have you been telling people I'm due in May?"
Welp, that was interesting
3 weeks ago