Alright, you guys, I have to 'fess up.
So, yes, we had a mini-disaster this week when I flooded the house. I'm still trying to suck up water from the carpet among other things.
What I forgot to mention, or more accurately, what I left out intentionally was that I also did something like really, really dumb.
Okay, so I soaked up a few dozen towels, right? Well, after ringing them out I threw them in the dryer. Not all of them, but a lot. I guess it was too heavy or something because after a minute I smelled burning rubber.
Yup, I snapped the belt on the dryer. Thus, the dryer is not working. Which means that in addition to a house flood, I also have pee-water saturated towels trying to dry in 90 degree humidity.
You couldn't make this stuff up.