Cynic

Next Sunday I'm going to plant myself on the couch from 11am-3pm. I'm only going to get up for more salsa and bathroom breaks. I will rebuff any requests, I will ignore any interruptions. Dirty diapers, lunch, story time, huge messes involving a burst pomegranate...no, no, no. Nothing will stand in my way. My excuse: THE GAME'S ON!

Yeah right.