Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Survival Kit

Items Necessary for Survival at 17 weeks Pregnant:

~CoffeeMate
~Fresh Bagels
~Fat Pants
~Puffy Vests
~Pretzel Sticks
~Pride and Predjudice
~Macaroni and Cheese, Chicken Nuggets, Frozen Pizza
~Diet Coke
~Sunglasses to hide to dark circles
~Cute socks to make up for the lack of wardrobe
~Laughing...and what happens when you laugh

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are funny.
you forgot one key thing....

TUMS TUMS TUMS TUMS......TUMS!!!!!!

Mallory said...

Oh yeah! Fortunately I don't have to put up with hearburn too badly, but I know SO many women who eat them like candy everyday. But yes, tums should be on the list.

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