Luke was taking a bath this week and inspecting a certain body part. After intense scrutiny he looked at me, pointed to his special body part and said "hot dog."
I stood there, jaw-dropped, and instantly grabbed my phone to call his father.
"Mark, did you teach Luke to call his $^&#@ a hot dog?"
"Then who did?"
It's either a mystery, or our boy has a great imagination.
Great. Just great.